Fog!

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Maybe this seems mundane, but personally I have found it to be really really cool this morning.

The fog was unbelievably thick on the way to the gym around 5:30 today ( we started a little later because our schedule was a little more flexible today). Easily the thickest fog I have ever driven in, I honestly thought the streetlights were out on the next block almost the entire way there. Visibility was maybe 40-50 feet and then just black.

I probably wouldn’t have posted anything about that here, but the fog was just as thick almost 3 hours later when I was driving to work! Sometimes visibility dropped down below 50 feet, it was honestly a little scary considering how heavy traffic was… you really couldn’t see much.

-Jordan

Car Problems

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Heather and I ran a few errands Saturday, including the first part of our three stop cake testing extravaganza (more on that in a later post). Unfortunately my Escape had different ideas, and refused to start when we were leaving a tux shop.

I will say that AAA pretty much sold us on getting a membership once we are married. The free tow would nearly make it worth it, and the addition of an extremely helpful tow truck driver pretty much sealed the deal. There was no question he was willing to go miles out of his way to drop me off at the church for an engagement, or for driving heather back to her car after dropping my Escape off at the shop. He also spent almost an hour trying different things to get us going before resorting to towing.

Now the downside is, from what the mechanic tells me this morning, he was completly miss-diagnosing the problem. The symptoms were that the dome lights came on, and the automatic locks were fine, but when I turned the key *nothing* happened. No clicks, no fans, nothing. Even putting the ignition in the “run” position wouldn’t let you roll down the windows or turn on the radio.

The theory the AAA guy was working under was that the on board security system had tripped, preventing the power from being engaged for ether the “run” or “start” positions. Everything he tried was related to tricks to reset the security system (apparently a problem he sees quite often). The last thing he tried was unhooking the battery for 5 minutes, and while he was at it he tested the battery and cleaned the terminals.

The shop told me over the phone that I just needed a new battery. Completely plausible considering the one in there is at least 6-7 years old. The symptoms don’t quite seem to add up to a weak battery, but its hard for me to know given I didn’t see the tester when the AAA guy checked it. If a new battery fixes it great, I just hope its still not some weirdness in the security system that just reset after setting outside the shop all day Sunday

-Jordan

Avast Ye!

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Today be a truly red letter day!

tis be the day the cap’n let all we steady maties go ashore ‘n banter with the landlubbers. On such a day I be glad the mainstay of me communicating be use’n the electronic scrimshaw, where a sea dogs lingo shant be hindered by his lubbardly tounge. This day be more amuse’n than throwing chum ta sharks.

In the interest of fairness, I should pass along a proposal by Art for “talk like a Ninja day”:

Any messages for your coworkers must be left written in hurried yet stylistic kanji on pieces of paper left tacked to walls or other coworkers with shuriken

I really do have fun with TLaPD, especially on IM, sadly its almost over, untill next year…..

AAAARRRRRRR! 🙂

-Jordan

Booo Verizon

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I was in my local Verizon Wireless store a few weeks back trying to sort out the problems I was having with my billing address. Somehow they decided they didn’t know where I lived, despite sending me mail all the time. When I tried to change the number of text messages in my plan they “were unable to send a confirmation letter.” Calling their customer service line didn’t do much good, so I tried the store, and was told “I can’t change your account information from here, you have to call the customer service line.” After failing there I asked how much a new battery for my phone would cost, he said around $40.

I bought a new OEM battery for my phone for $4 last night off Amazon… unhelpful store people and 900% markups FTL. I wonder if I can find another carrier with passable coverage… Heather and I will probably end up doing a join plan in a few months here 🙂

-Jordan

Moab Day Three

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Yesterdays Moab post got a little verbose, so I will try and keep this one short and to-the-point.

First off, where Heather was sleeping:

On the morning of day three, ( Sunday ) we basically just packed up camp and headed back to Grand Junction. The drive was pretty, although the scenery was pretty much the same as what we had been seeing all weekend. Back in Junction we had lunch and watched football until it was time for our flight. For the record I would rather not ever have to be that tired on an airplane again.

To recap, I really want to emphasize how much fun Heather and I had on this trip! It was so good to get to introduce the woman I am going to marry to some of my best friends. We also got to see some of the most amazing geological formations out there, in perfect weather conditions, under a relaxed time line that let us just enjoy everything we did. We really owe a lot to Josh for pushing to make this trip happen, and to DJ and Vanessa for being amazing hosts and guides!

One last shot of the guys, for good measure:

-Jordan

Moab Day Two

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(ok, so the picture was taken on day one)

Day two, Saturday started off setting around the campfire some more, while eating bagels and whatnot. The fire was completely unnecessary, but if your going to go camping you just as well include fire whenever possible. After breakfast we hit the Moab farmer’s market thing in the park. The market included things like “Ultra Organic Peaches” and other things that seemed a little… hippie-esque. I suppose when you arrive at the market riding in a 1970’s era VW bus, you can’t say too much about hippie-esque appearances 🙂  We bought some amazing non-organic peaches and played frisbee in the park most of the morning. After a stop at the visitors center, we headed back to camp for lunch. Interesting note at the visitors center, the desert is hot, and people wanting to venture out in it should take water, or so the signs repeatedly told us. The other thing we discovered was that there were plenty of places to shower for a few dollars a head.

After lunch, we headed back into Arches National Park with the rough idea to try a longer hike and seeing some arches deeper into the park. We started out on the trail to the “Landscape Arch,” and discovered that the trail was an amazing walk through some towering rocks. Being on the shaded trail almost the entire way out to the arch was really refreshing, with some neat stuff to look at along the way. The arch was more than a little impressive; the picture doesn’t do it justice.

After a little while just looking at it we headed up the more primitive trail that continued past the arch. Trail is almost charitable… it was just a few markers along the giant slabs of rock climbing out of the valley below the “Landscape Arch.” Given those conditions it seemed natural to just climb out on a kind of pinnacle of rock overlooking the valley once we were most of the way out. We then proceeded to kill huge amounts of time posing and shooting pictures. I should credit Josh for being mostly willing to frequently operate a camera once one of the couples had a picture idea. The sad thing is (and I should have known this from other trips) that you cannot tell how high or precariously balanced people are in pictures for the most part. We have lots of pictures with nice arid mountain backgrounds, without any real record of the stomach clenching drop-off we are next to. I should probably post the shadow pictures we took now, but I will leave you in suspense, simply knowing that we took pictures of our shadows, also that the pictures look cool. We never actually made it to any other arches, and headed back into town to try out one of those rent-a-shower places we got information about earlier in the day. Despite being a graveyard for dead RVs the showers at the place we went were rather clean, although our standards might have been affected by our overall cleanliness. Suffice to say a shower feels really good after 2 days of hiking around in the desert.

We had supper at a neat little pizza place in Moab, and then headed back to camp. We broke out a deck of cards to complete the Medicine Valley recap by playing 13-point pitch for an hour or so. Sadly the best place for Heather to participate was in the top bunk of the Bus, meaning she stayed awake for maybe 15 minutes. I suppose given the shower and heavy meal that’s pretty good for her 🙂 When we packed up the card game we realized that the bedding for the other bunk was behind Heather. As I predicted at the time, Heather has no memory of being woken up and helping me get the bedding sorted out, but everyone else felt bad about having to do it.

Next up, Day Three! 🙂

I can’t wait to have kids

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It seems then I will have somebody to play games with in the house 🙂

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D937U9BO1&show_article=1

* edit a few minutes later *

for those of you who didn’t want to read the entire article, here’s the key quote:

“Ninety-seven percent of young respondents play video games. That’s 99 percent of boys and 94 percent of girls”

-Jordan

Moab Day One

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I am going to spread the Moab trip over a few days worth of posts so hopefully it wont be as huge as the DC post, and so it wont take so long to write 🙂

We drove from Grand Junction out to Moab after breakfast and packing our gear into the “bus” and Josh’s car. The drive is roughly 100 miles, but the bus only dose about 55-60 mph and the 2nd half of the drive is mountainous enough to make it take a while.  We stopped somewhere along the road once we were into the valley next to the Colorado River to take a few pictures ( like the included illustration ) and watch DJ climb to up the side of the valley. I would post pictures, but he’s so small at the top you cant tell it’s even him.

After the stop I got to drive the Bus, leaving Heather and I to man the bus. It was fun, but let’s just say that power steering and power breaks make driving on small winding roads easier. After some searching we found a really cool campsite, tucked in against a rock wall, so we had shade all day long. We bought food for the trip in Moab, had a very late lunch back at camp and then headed over to Arches National Park.

At this point somehow the entire day has slipped away, and we were racing against the clock to get to the delicate arch in time for sunset. Heather and I discovered that her ideal all-terrain speed isn’t nearly as fast as some of the other people in our group. A certain amount of stress was created between the two of us while we figured this out, but we made it to the arch in time after all. The view was well worth it! Catching the last few minutes of sunset, with a bright full moon behind the arch was amazing. It was incredibly crowded, as it seems quite a few people, and about $100,000 worth of cameras also wanted a look at the “full moon + arch + sunset” combo.

Back at camp we made (“foil dinners” / “hobos”) using virtually no flat space, 2 swiss-army style knives, and exactly the amount of foil we needed to cook all the food. This was Heather’s first exposure to camp cooking (motto: “the dirt adds flavor!”) so I was a little bit worried, but aside from some comments about “health code violations” she was enthusiastic about the whole thing. The food came out almost perfect, and then I think we kept the entire rest of the camping area up listening to us recount dumb high school moments for hours. In short a great night, and a great way for my fiancée to get to know some of my friends better.

-Jordan

Back from Moab

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Heather and I had an amazing trip over the weekend + Friday, out to see DJ, Vanessa, and Josh, and go camping in Moab.

First off I should say that Heather did really well camping! I am really proud of her for just jumping in and having fun on her first camping trip.

I hope to get a full recap of the trip, and maybe some pictures up soon… For now all I can say is that it was an amazingly fun trip, but today has been one of the roughest Mondays in a long time. Somehow sleeping on the ground for 2 nights, and then getting to bed after 1 last night was more than my body wanted to do.

-Jordan